Presidential Candidates and You

If you live in the United States, you always know the worst time to live there. Election campaigns. It's the year right before the elections. They are annoying as hell. You have a bunch of random old white guys trying to run for a pretty important position. I don't mind the elections themselves, but I hate the people who visit every single state in order to have Americans vote for them. Remember when your average American was intelligent? Me neither. Remember the 2004 elections? That's right, George Bush won. Hence the fact why I'm attacking an average American's intelligence. I don't think they're all stupid, but a lot of them are [sometimes I feel like America would be better off as a dictatorship than a democracy...]. Anyways, back to my point, elections are a time for a man to finally shine and show his glory. Oops, did I say man? I meant, people. Yeah, that's right, we have a woman trying to run. This year, we have some unusual candidates.

Barack Obama: A liberal man who is half white and half black. Senator from Illinois.
Hillary Clinton: A woman. Trying to ban violent video games. I don't wanna go further with this one. Former First Lady and Senator from New York.
John Edwards: A white liberal man. Lawyer.
Rudy Guliani: A [old] white conservative man. Former NC senator.
Mitt Romney: A white conservative Mormon[!]. Former Massachusetts governor.
John McCain: A [very old] white conservative man, who happens to be a [racist] Christian [supremacist]. Arizona senator and war veteran.
Fred Thompson: A conservative actor. Former Tennessee senator.
Al Gore: A hippie.
The other candidates: Who gives a shit.

Take a look at all the candidates: Barack Obama doesn't know a lot about politics, Hillary Clintion will cause feminist riot [exaggerated], John Edwards wants to increase taxes (a lot), and the rest of them have some obvious flaws.

And Al Gore really is a hippie.

I don't like jumping to conclusions, but if I ever had to vote for these people, I wouldn't. Hell no. I don't like any of these candidates.

I know that I might not have the most knowledge about politics, but the main purpose of this page is to show you this:

DARIUS '08.

That's right. Vote for me. The colors for the Evolution Movement party is Red and Yellow. I know, I won't show up in the ballots, but if you do something like this:

That'll guarantee a vote for me. Imagine: If every single person in America did that, then they would be forced to put me as president. Then I'd rule you all; I'd give you all free candy and remove censorship from TV. Wouldn't that be awesome? Who gives a damn about all that immigration and tax reform shit. We wan't public candy and violence on TV!

That's it for now, vote for me.

I'll be putting up pages about specific candidates soon. Well, not soon. But who cares.

-Darius