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People have seen crazy Evangelical Christian moms complain about what their kids see on TV and/or other sources of media. Well you know what I have to say to them? Go to hell. Seriously, I've seen petitions on many TV shows and sites trying to be shut down for the dumbest reasons, like depicting wrong images of religious figures and using offensive language. Well for one thing for you guys, there are other people besides 6-year-old white boys who watch offensive TV shows. We shouldn't be able to give up our TV shows because a couple of you're offended. Instead of ruining it for the rest of us, how about just not watching it at all? Yeah, I couldn't have thought of that one either. This is what most of the scenarios look like:
Mom: Okay honey, I'm gonna go shopping [for some Jesus refrigerator magnets], you can watch TV [completely alone with nobody watching], don't go on the bad channels [because I know I can trust 6-year-olds and their curiousity]! Praise Jesus [because that's what I do all day]!
Boy: Okay [bitch] !
***After 15 minutes, the pious mother comes back with a bag full of Jesus refrigerator magnets.***
Mom: David ((You're average, run-of-the-mill Biblical name)), what on earth are you watching?!!?? *drops the bag full of Jesus refigerator magnets*
Boy: But mommy, this [shit] is funny!
Mom: That's it! I'm gonna go and petition this terrible TV show [instead of blaming myself and my own son for watching these things]! ....So yeah, go blame yourselves. Another thing I hate about these guys is that they're so close-minded; sometimes some shows teach valuable lessons even if some of the stuff is vulgar. These stubborn people believe that every lesson is taught through the Bible. Well for one thing, the Bible wasn't written by god, it was written by humans if you haven't discovered that already. So in an indirect relationship, the morons who wrote the Bible are dictating you and your son's life. Nice one. I found the Bible once in the Religion section of the bookstore, and I read a couple pages. After that, I realized why everybody is putting it in the fiction section. And lastly, I hate it when moms don't allow a cartoon character saying "damn" in a TV show, and yet they like images that show a half-naked, dead Jewish man who has his body parts nailed on to two pieces of wood with blood gushing out of his whipped and mutilated body:
-Darius |
